Entries in Thing 3 (18)

2:06PM

Overheard

CRASH!

Thing 1: Are you okay?

Thing 3: Someone left their computer plugged in and I TRIPPED!

Thing 1: Um, that's your computer.

6:44AM

Memory Lane

I've been tidying up the blog this past week. (Did you notice?) One of these tasks ended up with me reading through old posts in the Overheard category. Man are my kids hilarious and a bit snarky! I wonder where they got that from?

Some highlights?

Discussing their gifts from HaShem.

Realizing how much they've shared.

Figuring out how not to be nice.

Convincing her sister that she really isn't cold enough for a sweater. (This one had me in tears because I can see Thing 2 doing this today.)

12:46AM

Overheard

 

While watching Tangled.

Thing 3: Wow, that's a lot of hair! Its so long. Longer than your butt!

Ah, potty humor. Gotta love it.

 

1:13PM

Overheard: The Star Wars Edition

We've recently finished the original Star Wars trilogy. Naturally, the movies have now filled the girls' vernacular. 

While playing Uno, Thing 1 was a bit upset that Thing 3 was winning.

Thing 2 to Thing 3: Let the wookiee win.
Thing 1: aaaaaaaaa!

About Darth Vader while watching the opening of Return of the Jedi.

Thing 1: Doesn't he miss his son?

Upon seeing the ewoks for the first time.

Thing 3: LOOK! It has a shofar!
Thing 2: tootootootootoo
Thing 3: Its a giant hamster with a shofar!

About Princess Leia's Hoth hairdo.

Thing 2: Can you do my hair like that? Then I can be a real princess.

Watching Jabba the Hutt eat.

Thing 1: Ewww! That is so disgusting! That is just so disgustong! Isn't that disgusting?

Anytime Han and Leia kissed.

All three together: Ewwww! And then they looked away.

 

11:07AM

Overheard: The First Day of School Edition

Afterward visiting The Huntington we stopped for lunch to celebrate the first day of school and Thing 1 exclaimed, "But we didn't learn anything!" Gee, thanks.

Me: Who's George Washington?

Thing 1 and Thing 2: The first president!

Me: How many pieces of marble do you use to make a sculpture?

Thing 2: One!

Me: Do you mix colors before painting an impressionistic painting?

Thing 3: No.

Thing 2: You dab it together on the paper.

Thing 1: Its dots.